The elite globalists are at it again.
They are now telling Americans that if you want to save the planet, you should be eating weeds, stating they are easy to grow, and they taste “great”.
Just plant grass seed on your lawn, the weeds will soon appear, and you will have enough to last you for months.
But don’t forget the possibility of radical environmentalists then attacking you.
Why would they care? Oh, because if you start eating like a cow, you will begin farting like a cow, and just like AOC said, the planet will burn up, right? Methane might not kill you, but it could burn your pupils if too many of your friends let go at the same time.
But, which weeds are the best ones to grow to make sure you get all the nutrients you need? And just how do you cook them? Are they better when seasoned?
The purpose, according to globalists, is to add some variety to your diet. Dandelion soup from France, sweet and sour crabgrass from China or possibly a nice salad from San Francisco.
They’re at it again. Globalists at the anti-American World Economic Forum are doing what they do best: Soviet-style degradation and humiliation of hard-working Americans who are made to feel guilty for enjoying a cheeseburger. Every day working class people are the only problem they see.
The strange diet plan comes from a recent virtual event hosted by the WEF, called Bold Actions for Food as a Force for Good. The WEF highlighted 5 main reasons that you should start grazing on some weeds:
They’re easy to grow
They can be rich in nutrients
We need to diversify our diets
They know more about the soil than we do
They taste great
There is one problem.
If the hippies in your town find out that you are growing weed, they will come armed with papers and will smoke your garden up in one afternoon. ‘
On the bright side, you can open a stand to sell Doritos and make a killing (if they allow you to).