The Duchess of Cornwall met the President of Cornhole at the Climate Summit on Monday, and it was an experience she is not liable to forget as she said he cut loose with a fart that was long and loud but without the lumps he produced when meeting with the Pope. It must have been very embarrassing for Biden to attend a climate summit and to be the largest gas producer there. But to be fair to Biden, we don’t know if he asked Camilla to pull his finger first.
We also suspect but can’t prove that after Biden did the deed, Camilla said:
“Someone answer the phone, some a-hole keeps calling.”
Apparently, she has been talking about it all week, according to sources. But it is understandable that when you are at a climate summit, that you should talk about emissions. Camilla said that it didn’t smell all that bad, but it did sting her eyes. To his credit, Poopy Pants Biden didn’t stick a lighter up there.
Camilla should be thankful that it was not a ninja fart because although they are silent, they are deadly. After he did it, he told Camilla that he had just ripped a long silent fart and asked what he should do. She told him to replace the battery in his hearing aid.
The Duchess of Cornwall met President Joe Biden at a climate summit on Monday, but the emissions she was left talking about had little to do with the environment, according to a new report.
According to a report in the Daily Mail, Biden passed gas while chatting with Camilla at the COP26 Summit on Monday — and she can’t stop talking about how gross it was.
“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source said. “Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”
The Mail report says, “the President met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.”
Just last week, “Poopy Pants Biden” trended on Twitter after reports that the president had a “bathroom accident” while meeting the Pope.
“The word around Rome is that Biden’s meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an ‘bathroom accident’ at the Vatican & it had to be addressed prior to him leaving,” Amy Tarkanian, former Nevada Republican Party Chairwoman, tweeted. “I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now.”
Biden also prompted lots of fart jokes during the 2020 election, when he appeared to let one rip during a live conversation with Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf.